Shakira | Whenever, Wherever
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
The original versions of Let it Go from disney’s Frozen. It has another verse that was cut from the movie for time.
It just goes to show what amazing things you can find when you have an unhealthy obsession with this movie.
When someone speaks of you negatively, be flattered. To be in someone’s mind is to have power over them. Revel in the fact that they subconsciously reserve thoughts and energy for you.
This is gold.
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
If you feel stressed, just watch this gif for a while.
Wow this gif is soda pressing.
but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
*prints this tweet, rolls a cigarette with it, and puts it between my teeth without lighting it*