you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
if you don’t think i’m cute that’s cool you are entitled to your own opinion but it’s wrong
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
this is what i imagine sports is
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying