Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
It’s the end of the world, what should we do?
It’s the end of the world, we’re all gonna die.
Since it’s the end of the world, I was thinking…
instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
After Fred died George developed a line of Cheering Chocolates, Nightmare Nougat and Memory Mallow for himself and others with PTSD.
Eventually he expanded the line to Safe Silent Sparklers for those with sound sensitivities or triggers and Trigger Talismans which vibrate and block out sound when a trigger is said so that the wearer can leave.
HEADCANON SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, AND ACCEPTED.
and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”
excuse you hes already a prince
excuse you he was a lord in the princess diaries 2
Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars
THIS SHOULVE BEEN IN THE MOVIE
this book/movie still kills me because half of me is like ‘Augustus Waters is a pretentious asshole and I hate him’ but the other half of me is like ‘Augustus Waters is a pretentious asshole who is also charming and I’ll take five’
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that