honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
members of arctic monkeys:
- hair gel
- rosy cheeks
- actual 5 year old
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All I can think of when I look at the last one is
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
my biggest tip that i can offer to anyone is to fake confidence until it’s real
Goals for 2k14: 90s teen movie insults.
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.